California, Missouri
1. a sh-t hole town where everyone knows everyone elses business. it is infested with mexican drug dealers and a bunch of lowlifes! if you like meth or any other stupid drugs, this is an excellent place to live! they have a great mexican place in town… thats about it. o, and the nachos at amaco are delicious after a long night out at derringers bar!
you might be from california, missouri if you are a mexican drug dealer or you do meth!
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