calallen


a suburb on the outskirts of corpus christi, known for their bad-ss football team, but none of their other sports, has gone to the playoffs for football for 33 consecutive years, and went to state in 2016. full of rich kids who try and act like their from the projects. and cowboys who spit their dip in the hallways at school. it’s also full of hoes who have been sending buses since 7th grade and have sucked at least one d-ck before freshman year.
calallen girls are hoes!

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