propester


a campaigner against pest control. those who defy conservation science and would sooner see forests overrun by invasive species than look at the hard data. often pr-ne to violent outbursts and domestic terrorism, they have been known to hijack helicopters, throw their extracted tumors at innocent workers, plant fake bombs, ad nauseum.
ranger steve: hey carl, don’t forget to check your wheelnuts before you go home today.
ranger carl: whys that mate?
ranger steve: the propesters are at it again, if it’s not enough we have to dodge flying tumors, now they’ve started sabotaging our vehicles! thanks to them, my wheel came flying off and hit a baby in the face.
ranger carl: that’s deeply disappointing.

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