calendar stalking


the act of using outlook or other calendar programs to determine if someone is in the office, busy, or just ignoring you. typically through creating a draft meeting and adding their names.
i hadn’t heard back from jim today, so i engaged in a little calendar stalking to see if he was busy or just ignoring me.

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