calf ribbons


a pair of tattoos running down the back of a girl’s calves. the tattoos in question are usually either a bow with a pair of ribbons going down the back of each calf, or a heart with a single line extending down the back each calf, but there are many other variations. emo/alternative/goth girls are common to be found with these tattoos.
guy 1: “yo, i heard that guy’s girlfriend has calf ribbons!”

guy 2: “wow, is she an emo?”

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