calirican
a person of puerto rican discent, born in california. most of them have never been to the island though, but pretend to know everything there is to know about their heritage. caliricans also hate being mistaken for mexicans.
martinez is such a calirican! i told him to go back to mexico, but he got p-ssed and treatened to put a cap in my -ss. i told him to shut his pie hole and get his us citizenship.
caliricans are a rare species of puerto ricans. they are known for there veary large p-n-ses. unlike fenskers enjoy the opposite s-x. this type is also the most dangerous kind beacuse of racial mix with the mexican gangs in california.
so your puerto rican and lived in california?..man u must be a calirican.
shut the f-ck up u fensker!
couldnt it also be someone from costa rica who lives in california?
“my mom is from costa rica and now lives in california”
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