Calki
top definition
calki – a pale and partially r-t-rded character who has the mind of a calculator, usefull to his friends becuase he can work anything out, usually short and cute and very amusing
“man calki is f-king halarious!”
“man jeremy is such a calki he can work anything out!”
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