callirootas
the act of performing s-xual intercourse while attempting calisthenics exercises.
callirootas is a heavily featured position in the movie 50 shades of savage.
Read Also:
- weatherglass
a gl-ss where through you can see the current weather, often referred to as “window”. the forecast is not very broad. my weather app is broken, do i need an umbrella? just check out the weathergl-ss.
- half a man
after a man has had a vasectomy done or when his wife controls his wallet. no point in trying, he’s half a man now that he got a vasectomy. half of a 100$ bill brother: sister said she need some money father: how much does she need? brother:half a man (half of a 100$)
- kiddy vortex
the cl-ssic parental situation that arises with 2 or more children, especially with a newborn and another child under 2, where you are completely immersed in day to day activities 24/7, involving non stop parental duties, leaving you feeling in a trance like state at the bottom of a whirlpool looking up! “how was your […]
- swag reduction
a medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient. i hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, i can’t stand to seem them takin off my j’s! guy one: “i want to get a swag reduction” guy 2: “you can’t have too much swag!” guy 1: “all […]
- sensual stomp
when you take a rose, stick the stem up the v-g-n-, step on the abdomen and let thorns sink into the body roses are red, my d-ck is blue, i want to sensual stomp all over you.