calm your ponies
a very annoying replacement for “hold your horses”, “calm yourself”, “chill out, dude”.
a phrase that is used to one’s friend when they are
a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster
“dude, i think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!”
“calm your ponies, she’s probably just pmsing”
“wow, can you please like, hurry up? i don’t have all day.”
“hey calm your ponies, i’m working on it.”
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