calmanator
a sophisticated s-x robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady
the calmanator arrives naked and encounters some punks
punk leader: nice night for a walk, eh?
the calmanator: nice night for a walk.
punk: wash day tomorrow? nothing clean, right?
the calmanator: nothing clean. right.
punk leader: hey, i think this guy’s a couple cans short of a six-pack.
the calmanator: your clothes – give them to me, now.
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