Calvert Hall College

known as chc. a catholic prep school on the outskirts of towson, the prep capital of maryland, next to a sweet -ss shopping center. the campus is dominated by a huge football stadium that rivals most local colleges. calvert hall is the archrival of fellow catholic prep school loyola blakefield. loyola students enjoy chanting “white trash” at calvert hall students while sipping on wine and eating cheese during lax games while the chc guys are happy with kicking -ss in the parking lot and celebrating with a cigarette and a beer. chc and loyola play their rivalry football game at ravens stadium every thanksgiving morning therefore most chc students never make it to thanksgiving dinner due to severe hangovers. you can find chc guys at parties all over sporting polo, abercrombie, khakis, plaid shorts and loafers or sandals. but don’t let the clothes make you confuse them with white bred, blue blooded, old money wasp’s from gilman, st. paul’s, mcdonogh and boy’s latin. these p-ss-s have the money and the big houses in roland park but get their -sses kicked alot and rarely get -ss outside of bryn mawr. if someone gets kicked out of the party for fighting and they’re not from a public school, it’s probably a chc guy. if you go to calvert hall you’re either a mick, a wap or a pollock and if you’re not you’re probably one of those wasp’s who couldn’t get into gilman and didn’t feel like paying for boy’s latin. calvert hall guys are easily identified by their gold, corduroy letterman jackets and sh-ggy hair. at chc if you’re rich you’re from towson, homeland or jacksonville and if you’re not you’re from perry hall, parkville or if you’re really lucky ess-x. calvert hall is an athletic powerhouse rivaled only by dematha and mt. st. joe in the state. the mascot is a cardinal but it’s really the prodigy brother andrew. very good. calvert hall students are known to be drunks, stoners or -ssholes by other prep schools but it’s probably because the other schools have to much money shoved up their -sses to have a good time. if you get kicked out of chc you’ll end up at dulaney, parkville, perry hall or boy’s latin. if you’re a calvert hall guy you’re probably banging a mercy chick but dating a maryvale or ndp chick. if you’re really desperate you might be banging a bryn mawr or st. tims chick that some gilman dude couldn’t reel in with his bank rolls.
ftd
-the ravens stadium parking lots before turkey bowl.
-the ramp on free period
-ask the virgin mary
“we’re just smarter than you cardinals…”
^ this is what were talking about when we say you are stuck up
whoever wrote that sucks and needs to stop bashing bryn mawr girls because even though yeah there are a lot of rich snotty b-tches there, we are hott, and sorry we’re just smarter than you cardinals…
mawrtains are hott!!!!