Cambodian Fire Hydrant
when you receive a bl-wj-b. however, this isn’t just any bl-wj-b. this is when the person receiving is taking a large and vigorous sh-t. so vigorous that when the sh-t collides with the water the velocity of the steamy dump alone creates a glorious splash effect on the other persons face. if done correctly, then the person who is sucking the receiver’s p-n-s should be thoroughly soaked in sh-tty, smelly, and most of all sticky diarrhea. extra points if you want to go all out and squirt diarrhea on the other persons face and mouth creating the cambodian mudslide and then dunk the persons head in the toilet and flush.
david: oh sh-t son, i can’t believe bonquisha just sat their and took that cambodian fire hydrant like that!
malcolm: h-ll yeah money, at the end she looked nastier than tubgirl.
david: i gotta give you props on that sh-t. on second thought don’t shake my hand you sick f-ck.(-dials 911-)
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