Gardaí


thugs and idiots in uniforms
na gardaí síochána (guardians of peace in irish), irish police force. country boys who didn’t get enough points in the leaving certificate examinations for a decent job, or who actually wanted to be police but quickly became disillusioned with the corruption, inefficiency, and laziness that pervades the force.
generally anglicized in common speech as “the guards”
had the gardaí breakin in the door last night, took all my smoke…sc-mbags

f-ck the gardaí

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