camelflauge
an article of clothing that hides or otherwise mystifies the crotchal area. not necessarily, but perhaps, of a camoflauge pattern or print.
dude, did you see stacy in those camelflauge shorts?
the art of a female “freeballing” while wearing army style pants.
timmy: hey j, did i tell ya that your ex ol’ lady
came into work the other morning late as f-ck, rockn a pair of camouflage pajama bottoms, tweaked outta her got down melon?
jason: ha!…she did?…wtf am i saying of course the dumb b-tch did…you know she from district 72 smoking that chicken bone all night.. couldn’t stop to be at work on time. i’d been surprised if the wh-r- had put on any panties bro.
timmy: dude, i don’t think she did j, we all were staring hard too, still couldn’t see that monster clam you always b-tching she sports.
jason: well duh timbo, you will see no show of toe when she wearing her “camel-flauge”…you know her p-ssy was especially beat up that night, mmmm ima caller
employing a camel to help protect u.s. soldiers in iraq, and possibly other areas of the mideast.
camelflauge was a highly superior defense option in the fallujah battle than camouflauge.
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