when two friends go on a date with a girl (or guy), where it’s understood between the friends that either could end up getting the girl (or guy), or both could end up getting the girl (or guy) at the same time
person 1: “yo, sean and i totally went on a canadian double date with that girl last night”
person 2: “oh yeah, did either of you score?”
person 1: “we both did!”
person 2: “at the same time?”
- riding bronco
riding in the storage area of an suv, van or station wagon without any actual seat or seatbelt. if you didn’t call shotgun, window or b-tch you’ll be riding bronco, so i hope you brought a pillow for your -ss because that sh-t is uncomfortable.
the t9 or predictive text on your phone is too stupid to know “penguin” and replaces it with remith. the remiths are attacking!
- chin warming
when perfoming oral s-x on a female, at the point of an -rg-sm she p-sses gas upon your chin. thus producing a warm sensation upon ones chin. “oh that f-ck-n becky, you’ll never guess what she did to me last night. she gave me a right chin warming. innit.”
- chocolate speedway
a popular phrase that refers to acts of -n-l penetration. see also up the pumper and up stinkhole cove “yo man, like i was sayin’, tamsin refused to take it up the pumper or up stinkhole cove, but man she couldn’t say no to a little chocolate speedway!” a nude -n-l game, usualy taken part […]
- r*t*rded hooker
a coworker who either lacks the ability or takes a great deal of time to understand basic principles and is morally and ethically challenged, and because of this condition creates a web of distracting lies to masque the inadequacies causing destruction for any and all who come into contact with them. that dean is a […]