Canadian Fastlane

the narrow patch of dirt between the edge of the highway and the gr-ss in the median. traveled mostly by drunks and people who got their drivers license from a gumball machine. thus the reason this area is worn down to the dirt. if you reach the rumble strip with your p-ssenger side tires you are traveling in the canadian fastlane.
dispatch, send me an extra unit to i75 southbound, old teds driving in the canadian fastlane again

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