canadian short stack
you will need, three cans of beans, one container of canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her b-tt cheeks apart. as a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? you pour the maple syrup onto her b-tt hole and when she p-sses wind you stab the bubbles back into her b-tt with your p-n-s.
dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a canadian short stack at home instead.
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