candy store


slang for an apartment or dwelling, often in an urban environment, which is being used to facilitate the production of crystal meth.
“yo, deshawn just got some new kicks, did he get himself a job?” “yeah, right, he’s probably just working at the candy store again.”
a synonym used for the liquor store when underage college freshmen need to discuss “business” in front of their ra’s.
freshmen #1: hey dave, we need to stop by the candy store before tonight’s festivities begin.

freshmen #2: do you have a fake id?

ra: why do you need a fake id to go to buy candy?

freshmen #1 and #2 (in unison): shut up b-tch, mind your own business.

ra: ok, sorry.
a bar or pub with an uncommon amount of underage girls who most likely acquired access by. 1. using fake identification. 2. performing fellacio on the bouncer, or 3. giving the owner a rimmer.
this new bar is a total candystore, that girl can’t be a day over fourteen; look at the cheesy grin on the bouncer, and who’s that really old dude with all the girls around him? this place is creepy.

your boy who is handling his business and always has the rocket fuel, aka ski p-sses, aka llelo
bring on the blizzard…call up the candy store
this could mean a gay bar or any other place of h-m-s-xual fellowship.
hey dude, you want to go to club bone tonight?

sh-t no man, that’s a godd-mn candy store.

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