caps-addict
an individual who is afflicted with a sick need to write in all caps. usually suffering from a lack of self-esteem, i.e. “compensating”, although reasons often vary… appears to afflict men mainly, also see small-d-ckedness}. may feel inferior to others, thereby needing to write in all caps to “shout” their message to be heard, although the practice is generally considered rude and inconsiderate. severe narcissim may also play a part; using all caps facilitates virtual ego-stroking…
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am.
god.
=i am a caps-addict and need help. please allow me to ask me doctor about v–gr-
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