captain clusterfuck
a person who is completely unable to do anything right or to make things work. if given any task he/she will f-ck it up causing problems for everybody.
mike: how will be in charge of the christmas office party this year?
al: i will take the t-tle of marster of the ceremony?
mike: al, the only t-tle you can take is captain cl-sterf-ck. you can not organize a trip to the bathroom, let alone a party. everything given to you is doomed for failure.
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