captain corndog
the elite member of the legendary, renowned corndog clan. the clan is a traveling guild of thieves out to plunder for riches and corndogs. they immobilize their victims by gappling the victim’s shoulders from behind, laughing, and thrusting their knee into the victims -n-s.(similar to a rhino hump)captain cordog is a master of the corndogged arts of judo. he is an unbeatable -ssasin and a deadly force to be reckoned with. avoid him at all costs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
captain corndog just took out 8 b-tt goblins!
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