captain curvy
captain curvy is the kind of person that has a small weirdly curved p-n-s. usually has very very white skin and has an obsession with fingering b-ttholes and in some cases has an obsession with cats.
person1: wow, look at that f-g over there.
person2: i know right. i even heard he fingered someone’s b-tthole in the back of a mini-van.
person1: what a captain curvy.
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