Captain Kangaroo
a man who partic-p-tes in the s-xual act of inserting his erect p-n-s into a fold of the midsection of a female weighing 200 lbs or more, putting on a captain sailor hat, then making the female jump up and down like a kangaroo until he -j-c-l-t-s into the fold.
ryan, did you hear joey had fat ankle night last night? he went crazy on a couple big girls and earned a new t-tle of captain kangaroo.
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