Captain Quil


a shot of captain morgan mixed with a shot of nyquil. a drink often used to get girls to p-ss out.
“dude how did you get with that babe last night?”
“gave that b-tch some captain quill”
“oh true”
a person who crushes fakes a mental injury in order to acquire pills such as quils. these pills are often crushed and sniffed, or cooked up into a spoon for “hooting”.
1. doctor: are you still hearing voices in your head telling you to kill yourself?
2. omar (captain quil): yes, all the time. now can i please get a some pills prescribed?

later that evening omar snifs the quils.

Read Also:

  • Captown

    the a.k.a name for columbia, sc, shorten version of their slogan “the capital city” i stay repp’n dat 803…u mean captown?…yup, yup, yup

  • car limbo

    car limbo is when you’re driving on the freeway or a large street and every car around you is driving the exact same slow speed, causing you to either be stuck or drastically changing your speed to get out. can also be used to describe poor traffic or blocked streets/intersections sorry i’m late for the […]

  • carpet banger

    noun 1. a man who does well with women. 2. any s-xually active man, especially one who, “rides it hard.” 3. a man who will will sleep with anyone. if that carpet banger so much as talks to my girlfriend, i’m knockin’ him out!

  • Carpet Treatment

    carpet treatment is when you knock some punk, smart mouth, b-st-rd on the ground and he lies there on the carpet until his brain restarts. i swear to g-d if you don’t shut your mouth you’re going to end up getting the “carpet treatment”.

  • carrot tree

    a tree that grows carrots; bends all the laws of vegetables as we know them. when you stab the tree trunk, ranch dressing comes pouring out. at dawn, my dad and i get up and pick the carrots fresh off the trees. because carrot trees are most godly of all trees.


Disclaimer: Captain Quil definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.