Captain Red Beard’s Pearls
you’re nockin’ one into a bird while she’s on her rags, as you’re approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered p-ck-r against one of your hands. you then use this same hand to grab the chin of the sl-t while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. then step back to admire the appearance of a ‘red beard’ and a face covered in ‘pearls’.
cl-ssy!!!
jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it’s ok i gave her captain red beard’s pearls!
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