captain retardo

one’s inner stupid self that comes out when to much cold coors light is ingested. usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the “captain r-t-rdo” comes out.

boy, richie was drinking that cold coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before captain r-t-rdo showed up.

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