captain swan
the romantic pairing of emma swan and captain hook, aka killian jones, on the abc tv show, once upon a time.
that captain swan kiss last night on ‘good form’ was very hot. ouat never fails to be the best!
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- Captins Orders
the sailors used this one in the old navy days and still do. before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. when you get lonely, open the jar and f-ck away. the earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will […]
- kentucky outfit
when you take your baby out (in public-usually to walmart) in a diaper only. gus spit up on his shirt and i didn’t have a change of clothes….so he’s here at the wedding reception in his kentucky outfit.
- Kerfuckered
adjective: messed-up, problematic, very difficult verb: to f-ck up, mutate, or twist. “this guitar hero song is so kerf-ckered.” “the whole situation is kerf-ckered up.”
- Kevins-Beard
the scruffy, full-bodied beard that grows on the face of only the manliest of men. not everybody can properly grow a kevins-beard, but those who can certainly enjoy an upper-echelon in the beard hierarchy. often -ssociated with terms like ‘masculinity’, ‘male’, and ‘strength’. urban legends commonly hold true that the source of their true knowledge […]
- fernable
the state of being ready to perform for an audience that does not know better. wow, finally “a nightingale sang in berkeley square” is fernable! yay!