Captins Orders


the sailors used this one in the old navy days and still do. before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. when you get lonely, open the jar and f-ck away. the earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.
nothin better than a “captins orders” on a lonely cruise.

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