car commercial
commercials that depict completely irrelevant things on the screen to the actual product. can also be known as insurance commercials.
“what is the meaning of life?”
-shows man playing frisbee with a dog
“why are we here?”
-shows old couple laughing
“are we alone in the universe?”
-shows children playing soccer or whatever
“where did we come from?”
-shows meteor shower
“where will we go?”
-shows astronauts spinning around
“f-ck you this was a car commercial. the all new (insert car brand) only from (insert car brand)”
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