car on-purpose
when 2 people are racing in cars side by side, when it’s so obvious that those idiots will crash. this is called a car on-purpose.
guy #1: want to race man?
guy #2: sure man!
-starts racing-
-both crashes-
random guy: what idiots, they just had a car on-purpose.
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