car whore
person, typically a man, who loves his car more than his girlfriend.
becky: who put your new car as your background?
simon: i did of course.
becky: what the f-ck, what’s wrong with the picture you had of us?
simon: you know i love you too.
becky: your such a car wh-r-.
typically, a car wh-r- is a man who is insatiable in his desire to own and experience different makes / models of high-line automobiles (e.g., vintage german and italian marques). a car wh-r- is often working on a limited budget and is an avid do-it-yourself mechanic (i.e., a diy’er). this individual typically sells or otherwise changes cars over relatively short time intervals (e.g., 6 months – 18 months). when questioned about these behaviors, the car wh-r- may justify it by likening himself to a wine connoisseur in that he is merely sampling various marques and models.
“dude, you are such a car wh-r-! how long did you own that 308 gts quattrovalvole before you sold it to pick-up that sweet 911s…maybe 6-months?”
#car wh-r- #autophile #alfisti #porschephile #care monger
a girl who goes out with a guy just because of his car, not because he is hot ect. car wh-r-s are usually found in civics or integras that have fart cans and a park bench spoiler.
gosh, i am such a car wh-r-
a car wh-r- is a promiscuous eyesore female who prost-tutes her body in exchange for a lift in a car. rather than being paid with money or drugs, the female eyesore will commerce s-xual favours for a ride in an automotive vehicle. this is often demonstrated infront of myaree leech hwy macdonalds resteraunt on a thursday night in perth, western australia.
quote of a carwh-r-: my slimey flaps stains all the car seats with my rags, and they’re like – cool lets go to psc illegal drags
a car wh-r- is some one who is regularly in someone else’s car. it normally refers to a girl who is going out with an older boy because she can ride around in his car with him. however the term has started to become a term for someone who is in someone elses car alot.
car wh-r-s mother f-cker
#car #car sl-t #wh-r- #vehicle sket #boo you car wh-r- #sl-t on wheels
see car sl-t
‘that car sl-t only f-cks dudes with skylines or ferraris’
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