p-ssing the office birthday card to the next person and forcing them to figure out who is the next to sign.
i got stuck near the end of the line in the card tag for holly’s birthday. tag, you are it!
- catching the biscuit
when you are lying on your back pleasuring yourself, you try to catch the load in your mouth catching the biscuit was easy last night because i was all backed up.
medival occupation, a sheriff/tax collector’s deputy, who, when citizens were unable to pay taxes, had their chickens taken away, using a catch-pole, thus the name. the peasants lost their chickens to the catchpole. synonym of moron person 1: i need to go for a hair cut person 2: do it yourself person 1: i’m not […]
drunken amnesia, when you become so completely wasted that the activities of the night before are forgotten. key words from slightly less drumnesia friends can help you recall these events girl 1: so last night you totally made out with tom. girl 2: wtf no i didn’t girl 1: you so have drumnesia.
- bunker duck
a heinous lookin girl, like, holy sh-t ugly that girl is one nasty bunker duck, i wouldn’t hit that sh-t in the dark with a blindfold and someone else’s d-ck!
- bunny kicker
an individual who sees fit to harm those of weaker physical or mental stature. moreover, being that bunnies are among the smallest, harmless, most defenseless creatures, bunny kicking is the act of hurting someone or something that could never hurt you, would never want to hurt you and is vulnerable to your abuse. –strong reference […]