a rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in northwest indiana and the chicagoland area. with a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, cardinal’s prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large compet-tors (e.g. xsport, bally’s, ymca). another upside of cardinal fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.
dan: dude let’s sign up to xsport for the summer.
mike: and pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest sh-tty techno remix? i’m going to cardinal fitness.
- Banana Smuggler
1.) when you have an obvious b-n-r in pants too small for you and it shows. 2.) when you wear pajamas from four years ago and someone notices your junk. 3.) when in a co-ed gym cl-ss, a girl bends over and you have to sit down to hide your m-ssive erection. 1.) banana smuggler […]
f-ck if i care. pr-nounced fic. guy: hey man whats up with jenny she’s crying in the corner… you: fiic.
the crew/gang of mischievious partiers and shreaders. certain acts include random inappropriate s-xual acts, destruction, and lack of self control. the bancroftbombers often travel in groups to social gatherings where they can befound together in dark corners consuming a variety of different alcoholic beverages. the members are widespread and reside from california to new york. […]
extremely masculine female body builder. usually used to describe females that are considered manly or ugly. entomology of the word is a combination of john rambo from the rambo films and d-ld-. “did you see the ramdo benching 200 lbs in the gym?”
panjabi music…… man…..dat banghra music at dat club was fantastic…~!