Cardinal Fitness


a rapidly growing fitness club located primarily in northwest indiana and the chicagoland area. with a flat rate of $19.95 a month with a small sign up fee, cardinal’s prices give you the basic equipment you need to get in shape for a price that blows away its large compet-tors (e.g. xsport, bally’s, ymca). another upside of cardinal fitness is that you can workout without having to see sweaty euro-trash douchebags wearing white jeans and express graphic tees to the gym.
dan: dude let’s sign up to xsport for the summer.
mike: and pay $90 more to workout in an overcrowded gym with outdated equipment while listening to the latest sh-tty techno remix? i’m going to cardinal fitness.

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