Cark


a cover-up word for c-nt or c-ck. used when inappropriate language cannot be used, and is replaced by cark.
“i had s-x with your girlfriend!”

“your such a cark!”

to hit something or someone bluntly, especially in the head. it’s derived from the sound made when a blunt object hits someone in the head.
don’t steal my chips or i’ll cark you with my chemistry book.
an animal that was found in the black sea. a mixture of a crab and a shark.
the cark was crawling in the ocean depths.
the male genitalia. the p-n-s.
man i have a big cark.
1) a slang word meaning br–sts or t-ts.
look at the carks on that girl!
the unofficial abbreviation for caramilk. for fun, it can also be abbreviated c.a.r.k.u.s. for caramilk united states.
it would be sick to eat a carkus, but a c.a.r.k.u.s is great!
(n)
c-ck or shlong, the male reproductive organ.
that hit my cark, thou ruttish hasty-witted baggage, wtf ya do that for?

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