Carl Crawful
when you overpay for something because it seems like it seems like it is going to be awesome but then it just turns out to be a worthless overvalued clunker. kind of like carl crawford, the red sox high priced free agent outfielder.
i bought this watch on the internet for $500 because it looked like a rolex but in the end it’s just carl crawful.
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