Carlin Windrim
is a rare breed of sloth found in southern saskatchewan. it lures in it’s mates by feeding them alcoholic beverages and it is not opposed to h-m- erotic behaviour.
wow, you were drunker than carlin windrim last night
please tell me you didn’t f-ck carlin windrim last night
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