carlos de la cerda
a cuban midget troglodyte, known to be a bas-m-nt dweller and unemployed. usually found on chathour everyday, when not he is spotted drinking from his own colostomy bag, and dating his hand puppet.
that carlos de la cerda sure is an unemployed
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