Carpal Tunnel Vision
an affliction that prevents all i.t. personnel and most desk jockeys from even looking at a computer monitor after work hours.
“hey, i would love to come over and help you configure your home network tonight but i have carpal tunnel vision and need to rest the orbs for tomorrows demands, sorry.”
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