carpark creep
the role needed to be adopted when trying to find a car parking spot in a shopping centre. being a carpark creep involves adopting a motivated att-tude immediately after entering the carpark. the carpark creep identifies a pedestrian and follows the pedestrian to their car, almost catching the back of their shoes from driving so close to them. best done in a prius as they are very quiet cars. the carpark creep has no shame.
mum: “i don’t have time to waste looking for a car parking spot so i have no choice to be a carpark creep.”
kid: “but mum…. this is soooooo embarr-ssing!”
mum: tough luck kid, you ain’t driving the car so you need to deal with it.
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