Carpentry
an short, top up sleep often in the afternoon by those who’s nights sleep is restricted by difficult working hours or a hectic social life.
don’t ring after two i often do a bit of carpentry in the afternoon.
what do ya mean?
i go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.
when you put a girl up against a wall and f-ck her. hard!
i f-cked her so hard, i nailed her to the wall.
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