Carpet itch
when a guy or girl has a nasty std that makes their pubic hair itch :p
todd: i met this girl at the bar yesterday and when we we got to my house and we were about to have s-x she was scratching down there
sal: eww that b-tch had a carpet itch
todd: d-mn, thank g-d i told her she had to leave
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