CBCP


a filipino group of catholic dumb-ss bishops who believe that g-d (well, their g-d) is the only thing that’s existent to them. they have no conscience, nor intelligence. they’ve been messing up the lives of filipino people.

they say that a mcdonalds commercial ad should be banned because of “dating kids” (which never had any form of implicit content for most viewers).

they say that masturbation is a moral disorder and it’s like b-st–lity and sodomy (or worse, abortion).

they discourage halloween parties because the people equate souls to evil spirits (asw-ng).

they say that the rh bill should not be p-ssed, because they want the filipino people to be overpopulated.

dapat sa mga taong yan sinusunog ng buhay…
lisa: mom, i wanna go to the halloween party…
mom: no!
lisa: f-ck you cbcp…

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