carpet sniffer
a carpet sniffer is usually an older woman who is all about that hairy puss.
“hey tim, did you bang that milf?”
“nah man, dat hoe’s a carpet sniffer”
“hey tim, did you bang that milf?”
“nah man, dat hoe’s a carpet sniffer”
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