carrot cock
when you m-st-rb-t- with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.
i can’t believe i used build-a-tan to beat off when i was drunk last night. now i’ve got f-ckin’ carrot c-ck.
when you m-st-rb-t- with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.
i can’t believe i used build-a-tan to beat off when i was drunk last night. now i’ve got f-ckin’ carrot c-ck.
the act when one’s p-n-s swells to the color of a bold bright orange, mainly after getting slammed in between two doors, or other acts of such.
mrs. smith: “dr. johnson, my son keeps complaining that he can’t take a p-ss.”
dr. johnson: “mrs. smith, that is because it appears your son has a very mean case of carrot c-ck.”
slang term for a male with red hair, i.e. ginger, strawberry blonde hair.
red headed females are refered to as having a ginger minge.
check out the guy with the red nodge!! bet he has a carrot c-ck!
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