cat turtle
the mythical cat turtle is a cat in a hat. it can breathe fire, fly, and it can make lemonade. it has been kept secret from us because of the government. they are hogging these majestic beasts because of their ability of making lemonade. truth be told the cat turtle was the inventor of lemonade but was found and a man person found one. he took ownership of being the true inventor of lemonade.
hobo joe- omg it’s da magical cat turtle!
tyler- i like sloths!
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