cathy’s law
the fundamental law of nature that you will always crave chick-fil-a most on sundays when it’s closed, leading to inevitable disappointment.
the phenomenon is named after the late, great chick-fil-a founder, s. truett cathy.
last sunday, i got f-cked by cathy’s law again. this time i got all the way to chick-fil-a and pulled on the locked door before realizing what day it was. i was devastated.
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