to perform or attempt to perform a seemingly impossible or very difficult task, such as wrangling a herd of felines.
i don’t know if i will be able to babysit my three nephews, go grocery shopping, and make it to the bar on time, but i will see what i can catwrangle.
cute, in a s-xual way. used when “cute” or “s-xy” just dont cut it. when you want to refer to a girl as someone you wish you could be with. ben: jerry, check out that cute-ss girl over there. jerry: (prematurely -j-c-l-t-s, then faints). originated in wichita falls, texas. given to lady with initials of […]
the demon from which both cuttlefish and goats were sp-wned. this demon lives on the rocky slopes of the mid-atlantic ridge. cuttlefish and goats clearly share the same eyes p-ssed down to them by their demonic ancestor, the cuttlegoat.
- beef breeze
a silent or low key fart that is very rank in smell and texture. sometimes may seem juicy or dry. always hilarious. a:”let’s blame lisa of gas” b:”okay” a:”lisa did you let one go?” lisa:”no! that was you!” b:”no lisa, i do believe that was you, and it sounded like a beef breeze, at that!”
- Caitlin Fay
stupid b-tch. person: omg i just saw that guy hit a car in the mcdonalds parking lot. other person: what a caitlin fay.
- flying yamaguchi
the act in which a man jumps off an object higher than the spot where the woman is lying and lands with his p-n-s directly inserting into her v-g-n-. if it is a direct hit, both parties will have an instant -rg-sm simultaneously. i jumped from the couch to the bed and f-cked my girlfriend […]