cauliflower cock
a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or hpv. warty d-ck is a synonym. the term “cauliflower” comes from b-mpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.
gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled s-x romp that made charlie sheen look like a cub scout. he woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower c-ck.
he thought back to all the girls he slept with. from the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar mexican illegals, he couldn’t figure it out. then it came to him – it had to be the twin hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
you know how wrestlers/mma fighters get cauliflower ear (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/cauliflower_ear) from getting so much trauma and friction on their ears. well, technically, since the human dong is cartridge too, you can get cauliflower-c-ck from too much frotting ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/frot )? especially if you really went to town with your partner while playing tummy-sticks.
“oh my gosh! i was in miami all weekend with todd, and i guess we had too many mai tais…we sword-fought way too hard and now i have cauliflower c-ck!”
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