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• celebrity morgue

  (n.) a website with pictures of dead celebrity bodies, including jfk, tupac, elvis, hitler and che guevara. i’m going to kill and submit the photos to celebrity morgue.

• cellophane

  the plastic wrap around a pack of ciggarettes. a lot of times used as a “baggie” for marijuana. “yo, let me get that cellophane for my eighth.” invisible evil substance that surrounds ceartain areas and desperate travelers, stopping all cell phone signals darn, i never get a signal here, its allways totally covered by cellophane

• cellular disorder

  the inexplicable affliction that prevents one from maintaining the speed limit or driving within the lines while talking to someone on the cell phone. curiously, holding a conversation with someone sitting in the seat next to you has no affect on coordination or control. get off the road b-tch. you shouldn’t be driving if you […]

• Exobably

  main entry: exobably adv. uncertainly but probably, unless not. synonyms: maybe perhaps possibly probably perchance “will i ever see you again?” “exobably not.”

• experian

  basically a bunch of tw-ts, that decide whether you get credit (cell phone, mortgage etc.)and how expensive this would be. they also charge you for viewing your “score” and keep it on file for ages. so basically they b-m rape you. poor credit dude: “hey experian you tw-ts, give me some credit” experian: “no you […]

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