a special type of celebration that occurs after you have taken a gigantic sh-t. the method of action is, as soon as the disaster falls, you jump in the air as high as possible with a clinched fist while shouting “yeeeeaaahhhh!!!”.
the bathroom floor was painted brown and dripping due to john’s most recent celebsh-t-tion.
never celebsh-tate if you have diarrhea. amanda figured this out the hard way.
a fictional fight between two celebrities johnny: “hey, who do you think would win in a celebufight? lady gaga or lindsay lohan?” rob: “why would they be fighting?” johnny: “it doesn’t matter… just pretend gaga left the toilet seat up and lindsay fell in.” rob: “probably lindsay. she would just give gaga one swift kick […]
1. what mentos eventually transmogrify into after sitting a while in a well ventilated place, i.e., your glove compartment, a cupboard, etc. my girlfriend found a mentos in her purse. she gave it to me, and it turned out to be a cementos. it broke my teeth
- Cereal Spackle
the dried on bits of leftover cereal stuck to the edge of the bowl. if left unwashed or rinsed, these particles will immediately begin to harden into a sp-ckle that cannot be removed by even the toughest sponge. alicia left her bowl of cereal on the bedside table last night, and now she is chipping […]
an awesome person who’s always charasmatic and kind. someone who’s smart, funny, and always optomistic. cerenity…. you rock! ‘did you see that girl? she is so totally cerenity!’
a small hick town. filled with loud mexican music and stuck up white people. the high school is actually a boxing ring and there is never anything to do. except eat and get f-cked up. ceres, ca oh my f-cking heeby jeebys. i f-cking hate ceres! a beautiful and intelligent woman that doesn’t take anyone […]